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Hey, It’s WWE TV: 8/22/21 – 8/28/21

The week, it had ups and downs. RAW was its’ usual palace of disappointment, while NXT UK was better than you could ever imagine. WWE is going through a transition but as always they’re still reluctant to make anything actually cool happen — and yes, I have seen the new NXT logo.

WWE TV Recap (8/22/21 – 8/28/21)

Highlights:

– The Miz turns on John Morrison (RAW 8/23/21)
– NXT Breakout Tournament – Final: Carmelo Hayes vs. Odyssey Jones (NXT 8/24/21)
– Hit Row w/ B-Fab vs. Legado del Fantasma (NXT 8/24/21)
– No DQ Match: Aoife Valkyrie vs. Jinny (NXT UK 8/26/21)
– #1 Contender Fatal 4-Way Elimination Match: Bianca Belair vs. Liv Morgan vs. Carmella vs. Zelina Vega (SmackDown 8/27/21)

Stuff Happening: Becky Lynch and Brock Lesnar Return at SummerSlam, RK-Bro win the Tag Team Titles, The Miz turns on John Morrison, Carmelo Hayes wins NXT Breakout Tournament, CM Punk De-Canonizes his WWE Run

Good Work: Sheamus, Kay Lee Ray, Carmelo Hayes, Aoife Valkyrie, Rampage Brown, Baron Corbin

RAW (8/23/21)

Two days after SummerSlam, not much is going on and if it is it’s probably on SmackDown.

  • The Miz turned on John Morrison which was at least Something Interesting, though I’m not hopeful it goes anywhere except * shudder *wrestling matches.

  • MVP has been tasked with extending the Bobby Lashley/Goldberg feud, and at least had the decency to call a random fan “fat boy.”

  • Lashley vs. Damien Priest then Lashley/Sheamus vs. Priest/Drew McIntyre was a pleasantly hoss-filled start to the show, real formula wrestling but of course Sheamus and Drew got it rocking towards the end.

  • Karrion Kross, moving on from NXT with even stupider gear, squashed Ricochet.

  • WWE actually tried to babyface Logan Paul and the crowd booed him SO loudly that they almost did, but maybe just for me personally.

  • The Miz crushed that beatdown. When the man is asked to deliver, really deliver, he will deliver.

  • R-Truth and Tozawa, Mansoor and Mustafa Ali, and now Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss – these are the colleagues defining RAW.

  • RK-Bro celebrated their Tag Team Title win and AJ Styles wrestled Riddle in the main event, a solid match that was a little too solid.

Rating: 1.5 / 5.0

NXT (8/24/21)

Marriage, Mandy Rose, and Malcolm Bivens – it’s NXT!

  • “Where does Cameron Grimes go from here?” – great question, Ted DiBiase! I don’t think they answered it.

  • Timothy Thatcher vs. Ridge Holland was not as cool as it looked on paper. Same with Danny Burch‘s return afterwards.

  • Carmelo Hayes beat Odyssey Jones to win the 2021 NXT Breakout Tournament. There wasn’t anything “must-see” in the tourney but it did introduce more solid prospects into the WWE Universe, these two included. Odyssey is fun and Carmelo goes harder than most.

  • Kay Lee Ray squash match = good.

  • Samoa Joe/Pete Dunne as next direction = good.

  • Legado del Fantasma‘s entrance gear for the 6-man tag main event with Hit Row was very good, while the match was… good, just in search of a better environment.

Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

MAIN EVENT (8/25/21)

  • Jeff Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin just can’t be a bad match – they’re established enough and good enough to put in a generic Main Event match but still get the crowd popping big.

  • The Viking Raiders vs. Lucha House Party just seemed confusing for everybody.

Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

NXT UK (8/26/21)

NXT UK will just surprise you sometimes – this wasn’t a game-changer, but it begins and ends with a pair of good matches.

  • First was Aoife Valkyrie vs. Jinny in a No DQ Match with Joseph Conners locked in a cage. That sounds ridiculous, but Aoife’s attack before the match created some energy and they brawled all over the place while making sure the big spots – powerbomb, table bump – stood out. Good shit in the BT Arena.

  • Kenny Williams vs. Oliver Carter, Heritage Cup #1 Contender’s Tournament Round 1 – just ok.

  • Aleah James challenged Emilia McKenzie, Ilja Dragunov reflected on his NXT UK Title win, and Nina Samuels talked herself into a match with Blair Davenport.

  • Rampage Brown and Joe Coffey beat each other into a good match in the main event.

Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

SMACKDOWN (8/27/21)

Guest commentary from Kevin Owens and a little Brock Lesnar intrigue carried an otherwise sleepy show.

  • Becky Lynch is back and the crowd is … feeling out her new character, I guess? Bianca Belair, Liv Morgan, Carmella and Zelina Vega all interrupted her then wrestled for a shot at her in what was a good 4-Way Match. Really! They kept it interesting and Morgan especially showed up.

  • Cesaro is back! And he got attacked by Otis. Naomi is back! And was told there’s nothing for her.

  • Happy Corbin is hilarious but Big E ragging him doesn’t feel like something a good guy would do.

  • Rick Boogs pinned Dolph Ziggler!

  • The de-emphasis of Sami Zayn has been a bummer, but he gave Dominik Mysterio a solid TV match that’s probably Dom’s best singles match since Seth Rollins.

  • Finn Balor and the Street Profits teaming up to go after The Bloodline is a nice hook, but with Brock Lesnar and Saudi Arabia lurking I’m not confident it gets a chance to hit.

Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

205 LIVE (8/27/21)

  • This is the Ikeman Jiro and Grayson Waller show now. They beat Trey Baxter and Andre Chase, respectively.

Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

 

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