5 Star Movies

5 Star Movies: Suicide Squad, Jason Bourne, The Nice Guys, Swiss Army Man, Sully

Suicide Squad: So, so bad. Why was Joker even involved? Why is Deadshot leader other than the fact that he is Will Smith? It’s like they had rights to a bunch of interesting characters and threw it all into one boring big budget effects-ridden movie. It’s like Guardians of the Galaxy without the heart. DUD

Jason Bourne: CIA. Firewalls. Boom. Confusing. Messy. Boring. Bourne has a dad. Not good. *1/2

The Nice Guys: So good, so absurd, so funny, so violent… good shit. ****

Swiss Army Man: Bizarre and funny, my favorite kind of thing. It’s like Castaway with farts. ****

Sully: Reliably good Clint Eastwood, reliably good Tom Hanks. The big plane scene is pretty incredible stuff. ***1/2